Advertisers place men cologne, boxer, and electronic Ads in your fashion magazines.

Apple cinnamon candles remind you of home

You actually get to take your turn at a four way stop

You waistline increases while your bank account decreases.

You find it hard to say NO

You suddenly have the urge to wear sparkles and glitter

People smile and say hello to you for no reason, and you don’t think it’s odd

You don’t want to be single again until after Valentines day (you need someone to sleep in with, buy & receive xmas and v-day gifts for, and kiss on new years)

All your girlfriends get boyfriends

You feel like pulling your hair out, crying, and throwing a temper tantrum because there’s too much to do and too little time…. but you wouldn’t have it any other way

Happy Holidays!